"Ah, the worst flu epidemic since the Plague"
"You must be our new neighbour"
"I was the perfect husband"
"Don't do that sexy stuff, you're covered in blood and puke!"
"Do you know a girl with long red hair?
"What do you want to do?" "To build a house" "What don't you want?" "To stop building it"
“If you go to prison, can I have your room?”
"It would be nice to believe that Foreign Correspondent, the [Hitchcock] movie, was the real thing"